Pete Patriarch’s Musings

December 26, 2008

Woman cooked up missing baby story and sent police on wild goose chase

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pete @ 3:05 pm

Women and children. The two words go together like wine and cheese. Like babbling and brook. Like Micro and Soft (errr I’m thinking about Dr. Phil again, sorry).

Women have been with babies since the beginning of recorded history, and probably since before then. They make themselves useful by having babies, taking care of them until they know where to shit and when to eat. Then, hopefully, the men take charge and make men out of boys. That’s the way its always been, and that’s why a million government programs targeted at babies also end up feeding quite a few women in the process. WIC anyone?

Maybe its time to stop that. Maybe its time we gave out harsher punishments to women who abuse the implicit trust that society places in women wherever a baby is concerned.

Here we have a woman who cooked up a sob story about a missing baby that never existed in the first place, all for her own nefarious ends – to manipulate her ex into coming back to her.

MIAMI, Florida (CNN) — Meagan McCormic faced television cameras on Christmas Day to plead for the return of her missing 5-month-old son.

Meagan McCormic, 22, is charged with filing a false police report about a missing baby.

Meagan McCormic, 22, is charged with filing a false police report about a missing baby.

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“I don’t even know if he’s dead or alive,” she said.

In fact, she knew that the child had never existed, police said.

McCormic was trying to lure an ex-boyfriend back when she invented a missing-child story that triggered a statewide search this week, police said Friday.

Investigators have charged the 22-year-old with filing a false police report. If convicted, they said, she may have to pay authorities for the cost of their search.

She was scheduled to appear in court Friday afternoon.

McCormic had described her infant son as having a mohawk, a single tooth and a fake tattoo. She told reporters his name was Riley Buchness and that she had left him with a nanny who had a French accent and a gap between her teeth.

She invented the story to lure back an ex-boyfriend by pretending he had fathered a child he did not know about, said Delrish Moss, a spokesman for the Miami Police Department. When the boyfriend showed up and asked to see the child, Moss said, McCormic told him the boy was missing.

“He finally decided to show up, and she created a story and he had no idea,” Moss said.

On Christmas Day, the estranged boyfriend attended a news conference with McCormic under the impression that he had a son who was missing.

“I don’t understand,” John Buchness, 26, said then, choking back tears. “It’s Christmas.”

McCormic told police she had left her son with a nanny named Camille.

“I don’t know if they’re in Florida,” she said. “I don’t know where they are.”

Authorities around Florida started looking for the boy and nanny, using the descriptions McCormic supplied, police said. She even gave police a picture of the boy, but Friday they said they believe she had downloaded the photo from the Internet.

Women lie and lie but no one does anything about it. No matter how many other lives are wasted, how many men get hurt, how much other people’s money gets spent. Meanwhile a man who posts anything about his ex on the internet is arrested at the first chance.



  1. This story is made even more odd by the rant (not based in fact) at the end.

    Think about the Savage Santa, who torched his ex-inlaw’s home, during a Christmas party, after a marriage of less than three years.

    Mostly men kill men, women and children. See here.

    It will stop *only* when men stop treating women and children like their property.

    And not a second before.

    Comment by Bonnnie Russell — December 26, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

  2. Bullshit.

    The greater portion of child endangerment and murder is committed by mothers. When men do it, they go to jail and rightfully so. When women do it, they have psychological problems or have PMS or Post-Partum Depression, or some other fantasy illness that will somehow be made out to be some man’s responsibility, and they go to country club “hospitals” where they are told that nothing is their fault.

    Family Law is a joke. It is nothing but a collective of lies promoted as truth by the very worst of the legal profession. If a law does not have to conform to constitutional checks and balances, it isn’t law.

    Comment by Curiepoint — December 27, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

  3. Bonnie, Savage Santa was most likely a monster created by feminism and the savage anti-male divorce laws. He obviously snapped, but who could have blamed him?

    The best thing for men to do is to not marry at all. Enjoy women for the pleasure their bodies bring, but nothing more. You save money, time, energy and you are not legally stuck with a single women for the rest of your life.

    By avoiding marriage, you can also save lives and prevent tragedies during Christmas too. You’ll also save your freedom, your peace and quiet, and most importantly, save money. The money saved by avoiding marriage and raising kids is huge, and can easily fund your hobbies, ventures or retirement.

    ‘Settling down’ by signing a marriage contract, or finding a ‘special someone’ is definitely not the ‘right thing to do’ or the ‘obvious next step in life’, as many men are so foolishly led to believe.

    Once a man has seen through the scam of modern marriage, there’s no more turning back.

    Comment by dontmarry — December 28, 2008 @ 9:06 am

  4. Furthermore, assume that Pardo, the Santa-costumed killer, was a creature of pure evil who treated women and children like dehumanized property.

    If all men are inherently Satanic, they are not going to be redeemed by Bonnie’s cheap little guilt trip. And as for Bonnie’s source,, it says of itself: “ was founded in 2001, as a resource for reporters working on family court stories.” How do we know it is anything but a propaganda organization? Who vouches that it has no conflict of interest?

    Further, suppose some Goddess of Compassion descends to redeem sinful mankind. What kind of marriage can be instituted that does *not* entail restrictions on women and children? How can women have total freedom, total power, total self-esteem, while still retaining contact with those vile, unworthy male creatures?

    Comment by scs — December 29, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

  5. Bonnie, I see that the hyperlink in your name leads back to that website.

    Who checks your facts?

    Who vouches that you have no conflict of interest?

    Why, exactly, should anyone trust you?

    What God gave you the omniscience required to say: “Men everywhere believe in a right of Entitlement to kill instead of divorce”?

    Do you mean “all men in every community”? Do you mean “some men in every community”?

    Comment by scs — December 29, 2008 @ 6:27 pm

  6. Pete, we’re missing you at the dont marry forum.

    Comment by martin — January 26, 2009 @ 5:05 pm

  7. omg a 5-month old baby eaten alive or cooked from its mother!?!? THATS FULL OF BULL SHIT !!!!! MY GOSH SHE BETTER BE 77 WHEN SHE GETS OT OF JAIL FUCK HER!!! GO TO HELL SHE WITCH!!!

    Comment by christina — December 17, 2009 @ 5:08 pm

    • Did you even read the story? Even if you didn’t, read the headline again lol.

      Comment by Anonymous — October 7, 2011 @ 12:02 pm

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