Pete Patriarch’s Musings

November 23, 2009

Woman dodges deployment orders, “Waah I’m a woman”

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pete @ 4:41 pm

“Waah I’m a woman, a big strong woman but I don’t wanna go to war, get shot at, you have to treat me special because I’m a girl and I’ll tell Mommy if you don’t let me have my cake and eat it too!!!”

That’s probably what the internal monologue of Alexis Hutchinson sounds like right about now. The draft dodger – by the way, is it a draft if you a) SIGNED UP, and b) are a glorified POTATO PEELER? – This fucking draft dodger up and ignored her deployment orders, and when the plane left without her, the army came a-lookin’ and they weren’t none too pleased. No siree. She’s in the slammer.

Her story? That nobody could look after her convenient little kid. Another single mother, another poor bastard whelped into the world for mommy princess’s convenience.

Naturally, the media is all agog. Look at the fucking headline “Mother refuses deployment.” If it was a Dad, not only would he have gone as thousands do every month, but on the off chance that he didn’t, he certainly wouldn’t have been portrayed as a caring loving father. Nope, he’d be an outright villain.

Of course, all’s well that ends well, right?

Kevin Larson, a spokesman for Hunter Army Airfield, said that he did not know what Specialist Hutchinson was told by her commanders but that the Army would not deploy a single parent who had nobody to care for a child.

Another male dumped into the meatgrinder to protect a member of the Royal Sex, ostensibly because she’s a “single parent”. And people wonder if bad choices are subsidized in the USA. Look for loads more crotch droppings as word of this gets out.

1. Enlist.

2. ???

3. Profit!!! On the taxpayer’s dime!

November 15, 2009

Unilateralism is the name of the game

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pete @ 11:53 am

Our dear friend Michael better be aware, and better be supplying his own rubbers, because her mind is MADE THE FUCK UP!!

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Who wants to bet that the “just not any time soon” will turn into “I went off the Pill a few weeks ago and … uh … never mentioned it to you. Oh and I used the condoms you thought you threw away. Heh.”

November 13, 2009

Army gets creative – again!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pete @ 9:40 pm

We all remember Jessica Lynch, right? That honorable, courageous, brave woman who practically channeled Rambo and the Terminator in dusty old Iraq … err I mean the lady who didn’t even fire a shot, and got taken care of very well by the Iraqis because she was a member of the Royal Sex.

Well, it appears we have another one. The Army just can’t stop its creative juices from flowing, can it?


That's not how you put foot in mouth!!

Senior Sgt Mark Todd says he fired the bullet that brought the gunman down.

A witness confirmed Sergeant Todd’s account.In the interview, Sergeant Todd said he and Sergeant Munley had pulled up to the scene in separate cars at the same time. He said they began running up a small hill toward the building that held the processing center where unarmed soldiers reported for check-ups and vaccinations before deployment. The gunman was already outside, Sergeant Todd recalled.

“That’s when the bystanders were pointing in his direction,” he said. “And when we popped up, he was standing there, and we shouted our commands — ‘Police, drop your weapons!’ — and he just opened fire on us.”

Sergeant Todd said he was slightly in front of Sergeant Munley on the hill. “Once we took fire, she broke right and I broke left,” he said.

Sergeant Todd said he did not see Sergeant Munley get shot. He said he started to circle around the building, but then backtracked as panicked bystanders told him of the gunman’s movements.

“As it unfolded, I went a different direction and he went a different direction, and we met up in the front of the building,” he said.

Sergeant Todd said he then saw Sergeant Munley on the ground, wounded. He shouted again at the gunman to drop his weapon.

“Once I came around the front of the building, I caught his attention again, started shouting commands, and then he opened up a second time,” Sergeant Todd said. “And that’s when I returned fire, neutralized him and secured him.”

Two things here –

  • is this account accurate?
  • will the Army let his account stand? Sometimes the truth doesn’t make such a hot story…

Holy shit, is it women that are messed up or am I behind the times?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pete @ 6:29 pm

I’ve been minding my own business, you know, for the last year or so that I haven’t posted here. I don’t even know how many readers I have anymore, so this might be like a shout out in space.

But holy shit, I just have to say something about what I just read on this forum. And I know that my opinion won’t be a popular one so I won’t even bother commenting there. I’d be probably be called a patriarchical old goat.


Okay, let’s start from the top:

Feeling guilty about messing with a “2 Weeks Till 18”

So I got invited to a hotel party on Friday night. One of my friends uncles was getting married, and invited a bunch of us up for the reception and after party.

There was lots of booze, and LOTS of beautiful girls all around me. So naturally, I was a total horndog by the end of the night.

At around 10pm I saw this girl who kept staring at me. She was in a group of like 3 other girls, and they were all just staring at me and giggling and being weird. So I had a friend (girl) of mine casually go investigate, and she very nonchalantly sidled the group of girls to hear what all the commotion was about.

She then came back to me, and told me “The one in the middle there thinks you’re like the hottest guy shes ever seen.” So at that point I signaled her to come over and talk with me, and we left loud dance floor area to go talk out in the hallway.

I asked her how old she was and she says “2 weeks and ill be 18”

Right away I started frowning in my mind, and tried to wrap up the conversation. She asked if she could have my number, and said.. here give me your number quick and ill call it so you have mine. No chance to give out a fake, so I figured, okay why not.

As the night progresses, I start getting more and more intoxicated, and thusly.. very horny.

I started thinking about the girl in my mind… but kept dismissing it immediatley thinking to myself “No! You’re 25! Shes like 7 years younger then you!”

But then I thought to myself, okay… shes still young. Maybe she just wants to make out for a while because shes bored too. I suppose that would be okay. Obviously at this point, I was just making up excuses, and jusifying this in my own mind.

I seriously couldn’t help myself. She was really cute, and normally, I’m not a boob guy… but she had the most perfect set of boobs I had ever seen in my life. Of all of the girls I had ever fooled around with, or fucked… these were the best. Top notch, A+ boobs.

So I called her. We went out to the car, started making out, she took off her bra and lowered her dress. It was quite a sight to behold. It took absolutely everything I had to stop it there.

I don’t know if she would have gone all the way, but it was certainly heading in that direction.

All in all it was the best 20 – 30 minutes of fooling around with someone, where it DIDN’T lead to sex Ive ever experienced.

And now I feel like a total creep. She’s probably thinking I was 20, maybe 21… but I never told her. She never asked.

She’ll be 18 by the end of the month, but I’m not quite sure thats what is bothering me the most.

I really have no moral obligation to the law, so its not like I really cared that much about breaking it. I think its that I am 25, and she is 18. Thats 7 whole years. Maybe if I were 32, and she were 25, it would be a different story, but alas…. it is what it is.

Now its Monday, and shes already contacting me again. I’ve never wanted to have sex with someone so bad in all my life, but this guilt is driving me crazy.

Anyone ever had a similar experience? Any suggestions on how to proceed?

Now, I’m a total horndog myself and I fully support this guy wanting to get with a hot and horny chick with “the best boobs ever”. Hell, I’d applause them going out and all that good stuff. Why not, right? As long as she’s legal, and there’s no morality in the USA so everything goes. And if it ain’t legal, well the Pussy Pass only works for one gender so keep that pen out of the fresh ink boys!

Let’s move on to a month later.

*Update* We made plans to make this all happen. Although, there was a lot of shit going on in the backround that I was pretty much clueless to.

She informed me of her exact situation. It basically went like this. She has this guy, who is also 18. Who is like the love of her life. He is NOT a virgin… and according to her, she is embarassed by her inexperience.

She basically told me that when she saw me she was immediately attracted to me, and after we messed around for a bit, she saw me as a perfect candidate to teach her a few things.

However, it was made very clear that she was looking for the opposite of what most girls would be seeking in their first mate. She basically told me right out that she wanted her first time to be based on raw lust and physical attraction… and to save the “love making” for this other guy shes known for years.

I must admit, this threw me off a bit… but truthfully, it was the best news I could have ever heard. I have no interest in this girl as an actual partner. I’m just horny. So, we set a date (saturday before last), and went through with it.

I cleaned up the house a bit, and had her come over. No dinner/movie, no candles lit all over the place and rose petals on the bed. It was down to business pretty much right off the bat.

We took it slow, fooled around for about a half hour to get the juices flowing, and I asked her one last time if she was sure she wanted to continue. She was, and we did.

Now, I’ve really only had sex with a handful of girls before, but this was like on a whole nother level. Granted, I’ve never had sex with someone I’ve been in love with, and even though I am certainly not even “in like” with this girl, it was probably the greatest night of my life.

The fact that she needed it to go slow, made it easier for me to last longer. It was far more sensual then I thought it was going to be… and by far the best time I’ve ever had doing the deed. In fact, it was almost a little scary how good it actually was. For a second there I was worried I was gonna become addicted to virgins or something.

I will admit, it was on my mind for a day or two afterwords… and that kind of freaked me out. However, luckily, as of this past weekend I started seeing a girl that I really really care about. Shes beautiful, and thankfully, the same age as me.

It’ll be an experience I wont soon forget… and it was a bit flattering that this girl chose me to be her first based purely on animal lust.

I’m sure something like this won’t happen again, and I’m fine with that. If it does however come up again… there will be no hesitation from me.

Okay, back the fuck up here. Let’s recount:

1. Girl is an 18 year old virgin.

2. Guy is a respectable 25 year old guy. I’m not saying anything to shame the guy at all – he could be a thug and it would be the same. But just for the purposes of this list, he’s a white collar 25 year old guy making his way in the world.

3. They hook up. Guy is not even in college anymore, girl is just out of high school.

4. There is no relationship.

5. Girl sees her virginity as something cheap, worse than worthless, something that could somehow actually make her undesireable to this stooge she’s been playing for the last X years. What in the fuck?!?!

Okay, so I’m completely out of touch with western society. I can’t even fathom a world where I could get together with a girl like this. If I was that other guy, I’d completely cut this fucked in the head woman out of my life. What kind of world do we live in where even a sweet and “innocent” girl actively dives into the hookup culture feet first, in her first sexual experience? What the fuck? Seriously?

Lightening up a little bit, it looks like our dear hero is also falling in love with her youthful nubile charms even though he meant not to. ;•)

Hormones are a powerful thing. Who wants to bet that the girl’s ability to love is damaged by treating her first time as if she were in a teen flick? Sex and love are waaay more closely related than the hookup culture thinks.

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