Pete Patriarch’s Musings

January 15, 2010

Holy shit, is it women that are messed up or… Part II

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pete @ 3:14 pm

Well, after the few slut-defenders on the last post (I expected more, especially considering how it is de rigueur for anyone under a certain age to decry the slut/stud double standard as if it’s the most important thing in the world), I came across another winner.

This girl takes the cake. Like, seriously. I don’t even know what the fuck, but this is apparently the norm in adolescents in high school nowadays. If you aren’t infected with at least two or three STDs you’re a priss or loser.

She has a fucking deadline — she wants to get through all these boys before Summer of 2010!

She lists “V-Card” multiple times – for anyone who doesn’t know, that’s virginity. I guess it’ll go to whoever gets to her first.

She’ll only kiss Brian, but if he cuts his hair, he’s in for a real treat – maybe she’ll even swallow his cum!!

From the angry “NVM” – Never mind!! next to Jacob, one can only assume that he rejected her advances.

Can anyone pick out more hilarity from the picture? Full pic with comments after the break.



  1. LOL nice!

    Comment by Mike Hunter — January 15, 2010 @ 8:48 pm

  2. DAMN – I found good links, copied the pictures and E-mailed them to a bunch of my coworkers. That’s BRUTAL revenge. That’s going to follow her for the rest of her life.

    Tip to Katie – don’t screw with someone who lives in the same house

    Comment by L. Steven Beene II — February 25, 2010 @ 9:00 am

    • Ain’t that the truth. The real sad part is that some of the discussion about this piece centers on how the little brother is an ass. Slut shaming? Never heard of it!

      Comment by Pete — March 17, 2010 @ 9:40 pm

  3. This was a good piece you posted. It scared the daylights out of my friends who are currently fathers of teen-aged girls. If “Katie” only knew how far this notebook page of hers has travelled … I shudder to think about it!

    Comment by Irving M, Salos, Ph.D. — March 17, 2010 @ 12:17 pm

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